March - April 2005

Plastic surgery / Tornaders / Sin City et. al. / New York / In Style / Whacko Jacko update / Luck O' the Irish / Movie beefs / Screenplay stuff

May - June 2005

Uncle Davy's Corner / Hiccup / Lost Boys / Tattoo Me / M*A*S*H trash / Things I'm Sick Of / Agents and other mollusks

July - August 2005

Rock stars and writers / Redemption / Indies / Lots of graphic novel stuff / David's first paparazzi picture / M&M addiction / Scam

September 2004

Words / Blogger protesting / First Autograph / When Dad met Rambo / The Goofy Defense / Dumbasses and more dumbasses / So Wrong

October 2004

Tire Machismo / Computer woes / Dumbasses part II / Heffalumps and war / Beating the dead Hollywood horse / Mr. Badwrench / Suckfish / Funeral for a friend

May 2004

Cry Havoc / Too Stupid to Breed / Ode to Sugarmama / Laziness / Bling Bling / Movie review / Happy Blogiversary to Me / Justice and Juries / Women's sizes

June 2004

Debra LaFave / Pygmaliansim (doll boffing) / Memphis and D.C. road trip / Killer Bees / Elephants review

July 2004

Holy Jelly Cliterific, Batman! / Disappointment / In a white trash kinds mood / Alligator assault / Good flicks and bad / Elephants and preachers / Godzillas

August 2004

Pimento cheese blues / Cool TV cops / Time reprint / Looters / Mr. Badwrench / Lost my queer eye for the straight guy

January 2004

The Great Dildo Defiance / Pintos & Pacers / Reverse Cudos / Artwork / Elephant tales / Blogs and Pain / Roller Derby and Jacko / My L.A. state of mind / 46 things & various cudos / More Jacko / The Great Possum Drop

February 2004

Required Reading and trepidation / Screenplays and bad birds / Male Manners Part I / Short stories and bank bandits / Sin City / Sin City Part II / I'm an Outlaw / There is hope / Delays / One of those days. / Weird

March 2004

Transvestites, Tornadoes, Gorilla Killaz, and Steppenwolf

April 2004

Bad Company, Julianne Moore, Killer Bugs, Book Colors, Bad Kitties, Kurt Cobain, Nascar and Wisconsin Girls

September 2003

Hair Part II / Happenings / Pet Peeve O' The Day / TV update / DaGoddess reviews / To web or not to web / Fischer review / It's a Brave New World / TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A.: DaGoddess reviews LAS / Funerals / Tony Bennett / Writing stuff / On being a man / Shameless self-promotion

October 2003

Elvis & taxes / Elephants review / Stalker review / Good lookin wimmin / L.A. Stalker movie? / Screenplay blues / I don't ask for much / Chicago, Mom and Snickerdoodles / Moo Goo blues / Weasels in uniform

November 2003

Gothika / Some head you don't want / Writing stuff / Some white trash hapnins... / Copper Tops and the Choctaw's Revenge / Interview & Michael Jackson / If Rednecks Ruled / Had to have dat baby / &%(#*! Blues / Hot and Smokin' Avon Ladies / What's important in life / Computers, stress and more computers

December 2003

Fear / Laugh 'til I cried / Pissed off baby / Sweating BB's / Dis to the Star-Telegram / Jacko and other sick pukes / Badass hookers & Pervert Words / Miraculous stain / typos / More Whacko Jacko / Guhman bumper stickers

May 2003

NO RESPECT / A condor shit on me today / Cover blues / Black Dahlia Avenger / David's Tip of the Day / My Epilary Manifesto / Barry Fitzsimmons/ Independent writers / Walgreens blues / Discouragement / Risk / Encouragement

June 2003

The L.A. Book Expo / Stupid cars, stupid men / Lacy Peterson / Copyright Woes / You suck / Movie stuff / Bloggers / Life Askew / Turtle Porn / Spam

July 2003

Auld Lang Syne / Sugarmama first / This Begets That / Aging ungracefully / Exploitation / This is your god / Survival of the witless / Proofreading 101 / Why We Can't Get A Publishing Contract / Hoes in My Hood / Fuck the Liberians / Time / Good reviews and good friends / My Ph.D.

August 2003

Sugarmama reviews / Time Part II / Decisions / Bonerama: Trailer Park Girl reviews / Brainshowering / Destroy McAfee / Tom Clancy and the Temple of Popularity / Twinkieboy